Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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