dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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