At least make sure they are 18
Why
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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