"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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