Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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