Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
