They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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