What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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