He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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