she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
he laminated a picture of his dick.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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