so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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