Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
