it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
