is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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