Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
There's always time for handjobs
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Randomize
