Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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