He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I party with great urgency now.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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