just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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