do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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