Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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