Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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