so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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