Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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