He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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