did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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