Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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