Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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