I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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