at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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