Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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