But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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