I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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