We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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