i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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