going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
its liver damage thursday
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