Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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