I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Someone shattered a urinal.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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