Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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