Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
