You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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