Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
