You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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