He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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