fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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