Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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