Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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