its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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