My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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