Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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