I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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