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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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