I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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