Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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