scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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